The Magic Clamp

The general, overall positive feel of PES2018 that I mentioned last time is continuing. I’m still playing very conservatively, setting up not to concede, and not committing too many players to attack while it’s 0-0 or even 1-0.

It’s an approach that works wonders in terms of slowing the game right down and making it more thoughtful. But I have to remember to stick with it. The last few years have ingrained certain bad habits in my PES-playing ways.

Example: next time you have a corner kick, but lose the ball, and the AI starts to pass upfield towards your goal – what is your instinctive response?

I would lay money that 99.99% of nuPES players instantly squeeze R1+X in an attempt to bear down on the AI immediately. Lots of sliding tackles too.

That’s not all. R1+X is for when you want to take it easy. 98% of the 99.99% will press R1+X+Square. And a good proportion of those players will have the nuPES presence of mind to go all-out with R1+X+double-tap-Square, which brings two secondary pressurers into the fray, as well as the X-man, all sprinting of course.

I still do this, and so do you, and don’t pretend otherwise. Sure, we like to pretend that we’re all about closing up space and covering the passing lanes and going with runners and all the rest of it. And yes, we do do those things (we really have to, against this AI), but just as often, perhaps more often, the Pavlovian response to a developing AI attack is to go all sprint-clampy on its ass, and hope the game wins the ball back for us on its own.

R1+X+Square (double- or single-pressed) works enough of the time that it’s still worth doing it. Another entry on the List of Things That Need To Be Got Rid Of To Make PES A Great Singleplayer Game Again. The online players would howl if they lost their precious sprint-clamp. But we’re never getting PES back from their sweaty clutches, so we can fantasise in peace.

I had the weekend off work, and time to spare on testing out a game mode that I haven’t looked at for several editions. I tried out PES2018’s version of Become A Legend. A mode that I like in principle, but which has a Massive Big Problem that has never been fixed, and which means I can never play it.

I set up my player as an AMF, not bothering with his appearance, as I knew I wouldn’t be playing for long if the Massive Big Problem hadn’t been fixed.

I chose Skybet Division 2 as my starting league – and was astonished to see myself picked up by Coventry City.

The first match was good and I played the whole 90 minutes, having started on Professional to ease myself in. I have always appreciated the gameplay of these modes. I have the required patience to play my position.

I got a goal in game number 2, which I again played all of.

And then came game 3 – my last in the Become A Legend mode for another year at least. The mode’s Massive Big Problem has not been addressed in PES2018.

I was subbed off at around 60 minutes. In BaL, this means having to sit and watch the AI playing with itself for the rest of the match. You can’t skip to the end of the match. Talk about a turd in the punchbowl. You can speed up the action to x2 speed, but it doesn’t ease the frustration of not playing.

After watching the Benny Hill CPU vs CPU action for a minute, I quit the mode with the same feeling of wasted potential that it has given me since its first appearance (in PES2009?).

As I remarked back in 2011:

cannot stand the enforced watching of the AI vs AI matches during periods when my player is either on the bench from the start or substituted partway through. I’m quite bad at the solo player type of football game. Bad enough for me to be a fringe player for just long enough for this to be a serious impediment to my enjoyment of BaL. Watching the AI play with itself uses up precious gaming time that I can’t afford to waste.

PES2018’s BaL Mode is unfortunately unchanged in this regard, and I have no idea why this condition persists. ‘Skip to end of match’ (or ‘Skip to being brought on’ for the ones where you start as a sub) should be easy additions. They should be no-brainers.

Updated: 27th November 2017 — 14:00

57 Comments

Add a Comment
  1. Now you know how we felt about your cricket themed posts last week Turf.
    Do you not have PES 18 Turf? Have you not played?

    NG – just seen another video of a patched PC PES18 with proper team specific crowd chants, stadium announcements, the SweetFX turf mods, crowd banners etc, adds so much more immersion to the match day experience, something PES has always lacked in.
    I don’t think Jenkey bothers with PES modding anymore, haven’t seen anything from him for a while.

  2. Fortunately, the second test starts soon Paul. Interested to what you and NG think about the day-nighter and how it might impact the bowling.

    I played the 2018 demo and wasn’t impressed. Nothing anyone has said on here – pre or post patch has encouraged me it’s worth the update from 2015-17. I’m happy being in the one release behind club.

  3. Paul – I’ve tried all inmortal patches last year. Also the Parham ones and a host of other patch makers. None of them did much except slightly alter game / ball speed. Hopefully this year is different.

  4. Turf – PES 18 post patch plays a really good game, obviously it has flaws as mentioned on here, but its well worth trying.

    As an early xmas present, give me your address (via NG) or send it to me at pesfxkits[(AT)]gmail.com and I will send you a shiny new cellophane wrapped copy of PES 18.

  5. Wow.

    Thanks.

    Very.

    Much.

    Paul.

    (I know how much you love those bullet lists ; )

    Emailed you now. I suggest we go easy on the gifts though as people will start calling us the new Darryl-Werd (or ‘Warryl’ as the media called them).

  6. I do agree that PES2018 is well worth a look. It might be a little early to say this, but PES2018 is the best of the PES2015-16-17-18 group of PES games. You still have to play it through half-closed eyes at times to avoid noticing all the big, blaring compromises that have been made with FIFA and online-centric values, but there’s a solid base there. If anything, I’m flouncing off to the PC because PES2018 is a decent game and has shown me that there is still something worth pursuing in PES.

  7. Haha
    Like
    What
    You
    Did there
    Turf.

    PES 18, once you make allowances for what it doesn’t do, does a lot right, and is the most enjoyable PES I’ve personally played Since PES 12. So absolutely worth experiencing.

    Got your email, will bag Up PES 18 and get it out to you over the weekend, you should have it by Monday/Tuesday.
    Don’t wan’t anything for it, especially not a Pokemon Swap card or in-depth analysis of the next test match, Thanks 🙂

Leave a Reply

Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *

© 2017 PES Chronicles Frontier Theme