Here it is—a full match from the tail-end of season 13, with myself providing live commentary during play. The pre-match and post-match parts were recorded afterward.
The setup: Superstar difficulty, 10-minute match, -2 gamespeed.
The stakes: coming to the end of a poor season by my recent standards, I’m in 6th place with a couple of matches to go. I need to win to hang onto my fading hopes of reaching a miraculous late Champions League spot:
Watching somebody else play a football game can be an extremely tedious experience.
So if you just want to see the goals (and there are some in this match), watch from about 2m30s to 4m30s, and then click to the start of the second half at 12m30s (the best goal).
A word about the video: I shrank the size down pretty low to enable a quicker upload. It’s watchable full-screen, but not the best quality at that size.
I’ll be happy to answer any questions in comments. I’ll deal with one now: a Coventry accent is like a Birmingham accent in the same way that an Essex accent is like a Cockney accent. I.e., hardly at all, except to outsiders.
Another question I’ll answer now: NO, I don’t often make noises quite like the one I make after the first goal (and again, slightly, after the second). That is an embarrassment to me. Sounding like a girl, and all. I was going to dub that out and pretend ‘technical difficulties’, but I thought I’d leave it in for the lulz.
And that’s all for today. I have started season 14. I have played a nice little chunk of my opening fixtures. I’ll cover it all on Friday.